Total Medals Earned: 1,656 (From 287 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,305 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
The more aggressive problem solver.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/500 points)
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/40 points)
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 13/15 (175/210 points)
Find 5 hidden Virgo symbols
Funny messages on the walls
Out with the old. In with the new
Find 1 hidden virgo symbol
Teach that pervert a lesson!
Find 25 hidden Virgo symbols
Find 40 hidden Virgo symbols
Learn how to pick locks
Intentionally damaging property
Creative use of a wall
It took you how many tries?
Nobody is allowed in the bathroom
Complete the game
Find all 60 hidden Virgo symbols
Just a sadistic little devil!
Medals Earned: 17/25 (285/480 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Slay 20 demon bastards
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Just leave
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Death by spikes when fat
Find a secret area
Mid-air axe death
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Defeat 100 enemies
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.