Total Medals Earned: 1,663 (From 290 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,360 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (270/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
I did it on purpose...
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Fail 55 times
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/160 points)
Remember to wash your hands
Obtain 100 items from vending machines
Complete 20 successful hacks
Detonate 30 C4
Detonate 10 landmines
Pick 20 locks
Break 30 Necks
Kill 50 Guards
Take 10,000 footsteps
"forget" to wash your hands
Have enough time left to get a soda in The Getaway
Medals Earned: 3/9 (35/280 points)
Unlock a bonus level.
Achieve a star rating.
Finish half the regular levels.
Unlock the secret levels.
Complete all 50 regular levels.
Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.
Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (95/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Complete the game.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!